coder MY STORY...

I went to a child dedication
reception last
Sunday.
As a guy-man that I had always
being, I
decided
to sit close to one beautiful and
charming
young
girl I met there...
I started by introducing myself
to her and trying all that I could
to get her
attention.
Still on the matter, the MC
announced that
it
was time for refreshment, that
we should
queue
up to the buffet and demand any
meal of
our
choice.
To maintain my big-boy level, I
pretended
as if
I
didn’t hear the MC, even though I
was
seriously
hungry. I kept toasting the girl
and as well
praying in my mind that she
should go for
the
food first so that I can join later.
Thirty minutes passed and she
was still not
showing concern about the food.
What threw me off-balance was
when the
guy
close to me came back with a
plate of fried
rice
with big chicken garnished with
salad. The
aroma
was everywhere but I still
pretended like I
don’t
care.
Before I know it o o, a handsome
guy came
with
a plate of fish pepper soup and
gave it to
the
girl. I asked the girl who the guy
was and
she
said he is her Fiancé.
My eyes cleared immediately.
I rushed to get mine but the
queue was a
bit
long, but as a guy-man, I
meandered to
the
front.
There was no plate again to
serve food. I
looked
by the corner and saw plenty
people
struggling
just to get dirty plate they will
wash so that
they
can be served with it.
I wanted to give up but the
aroma of the
food
can’t just let me be coupled with
the level
of
hunger in me.
I swallowed my bigboyism and
rushed to get
a
dirty plate but to my greatest
surprise,
there
was
no dirty plate again.
“My enemies will never succeed”,
I said to
myself.
As I was there thinking of what
to do, I
saw a
small boy coming with a heap of
dirty
plates.
I
positioned myself well so that I
will be the
first
person to collect...
Before he could drop the
dirty plates, I grabbed one and
washed it
very
fast not sending anyone.
On reaching the bufet to get my
own food, I
started hearing another supper
story. That
the
food has finished.
At this time, I became frustrated.
As I bend down to drop the
plate, I saw a
covered plate under the buffet
table. As a
fast-
guy that I am, I cornered the
plate one
side.
As I
opened the food for me to
download it, my
head
sparked.
The food had been eaten half
way by
someone else. I wanted to dump
the food
but
the remaining meat there was
tempting me
badly.
I decided to weigh the
environment and
check
if
anyone was looking at me before
I eat the
food.
I looked at my right where my
seat was
and I
saw the beautiful girl laughing
uncontrollably
at
me...
I was pissed off and felt like a
monkey
wearing suit.
For the second time, I swallowed
my shame
and
started eating the meat.
As I raised my head up again, I
saw the'
camera-
man not so far away, with his
camera
pointed
at
me.
I just fainted...