coder
Typical chatting between a
nigerian guy and girl.
Guy: hello beautiful Bae
Babe: hii
Guy: how are you doing
Babe: fine
Guy: u are pretty and of course
looking take away
Babe: thanks
Guy: I wish there is something
between us
Babe: me too
Guy: really!! Like what?
Babe: something stronger than
the wall of Jericho so that you
will stop disturbing me.
I have told you many times that I
have a boyfriend
you nor dey understand simple
English you better block your self
now before i block you by myself
hisses..
Guy: you think say you fine
because I dey call you pretty girl
make i tell ya you no fine
nonsense. ThankGod for
foundation, manicure, pendicure,
fingercure, eye lashes. i wonder
how you for be.... If you know
say you fine wash your face with
water and take a selfie.....
Nothing dey i beg.. !!! mitchewee...
Babe: Your father!